Brand Building Adventure Plan

This has been a rough week. The BBAP was more difficult to complete than I had anticipated. I had to call in a support crew to crowdsource the plan, and even then I almost missed the deadline.  Right now, you are wondering what deadline.  I'm glad you asked.  The one to receive a grant to fund my adventure.  The ingenious part is that I built grant approval into the adventure process so that it can become a never ending loop of funding to keep the dream alive. 

I think the BBAP is a lot like the CBS show The Amazing Race, but I'm not sure because I've never watched it.  I've been advised by multiple lawyers that the plan needs to stay top secret, but I feel like I can trust you to keep quiet about it. To illustrate the level of trust I have, I'm going to share a few points from the plan. 

These are not in any particular order:

• GoPro camera and accessories, especially the Dive Housing. 
• YouTube priority channel--they don't want non-important people to know about this yet so keep this just between us. 
• S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Not the actual one, but a close facsimile. This is also not public knowledge, so you know what to do. 
• Google Street View follow car and plane to ensure we receive adequate coverage. 
• Parachutes
• People who are familiar with the operation of parachutes.
• Operations Manual with a detailed troubleshooting section. 
• Medium-sized peacekeeping force.  (For neighborhood takeovers, and peacekeeping, of course.)

AcMo's cross country trek will allow us to build bases in optimum locations to maximize AcMo's exposure.   AcMo has identified a niche that is not being served, so we will be building manufacturing and distribution centers in residential areas.  Our centers will be disguised as McMansions to avoid the scrutiny of nosy neighbors.  We were stunned when we discovered that other large corporations haven't built centers within neighborhoods to increase exposure and customer relationships.  We are all about customer relationships.  These centers will run all day, every day, and we have developed a clever super charging system to only draw power from the homes in each subdivision.  This will not increase the load from the power plant, and will also keep our utility costs at or below zero.

Here at AcMo, we believe it is more important to have the capability to produce orders rather than having orders to fill.  That is why we are investing other people's funds into our manufacturing and distribution centers, and into marketing.    In addition to our manufacturing and distribution centers, we will also be appropriating major race tracks to serve as new testing facilities.  We will be able to test in all climates and conditions all year once the testing facilities are on line.

Each stop of the AcMo BBAP tour may put us in a city or town near you.  I urge all of you to come out and see what we have to offer, and bring lots of cash.  We won't be selling anything during the tour, but it will require massive funding to keep it operational.  AcMo will be a household name before the end of the adventure plan, provided we don't encounter law enforcement issues, or too many competitors along the way.