AcMo Daydreaming Kit

Friday morning staff meetings are my favorite times to daydream.  My assistant is responsible for running the meeting, and I stay on track by reading the live Twitter feed if I return from my mental excursion.  There have been a couple of occasions when I had trouble returning my mind to its proper storage location.  That started soon after we developed the AcMo Daydreaming Kit.  I doubt the two are related though.  I have been pondering scheduling more meetings every day because it would give me so much more time to think about other issues, and see how far I my mind can reach before the connection is severed.  My record to date is 93 million miles.  That would have been 95, but someone in the meeting coughed and disrupted my flow.

Someone from HR was droning about employee morale and methods to strengthen it involving a hammer, but I couldn't be bothered to focus on that.  I was having a great daydream moment.  My mind took me out of the constraints of the office, and allowed me to soar high above the clouds.  It feels a lot like surfing up there.  It reminded me of the promise Calgon was supposed to deliver when it "takes you away".  I think the only legitimate way Calgon could have pulled that off is if it had LSD in it, and you drank a lot of it.  Hmmm...Nah, that could never work.  The meeting concluded while I was pondering how to get back down from the clouds, and I was shocked back into the office by the conference room door closing.  I hate that.

I spent the next hour reflecting on what I had learned from my reverie.  My subconscious was able to alert me to some troubling information that I should have acted upon weeks ago.  My mole at OPR, C. Scagnetti, went dark weeks ago.  Updates regarding the progress of their investigation into our live fire training exercise have ceased arriving.  This should mean that there is nothing to report because OPR can't find any incriminating evidence, but I'm worried they are putting together a covert plan to attempt to entrap me instead.

C. Scagnetti was scared into submission by Compensation Package's rampage through our offices.  Or he should have been since he's afraid of snakes.  Due to my recent defeat in the psychological war games, I don't have the will to employ any additional leverage to keep him in line, so I need to develop an alternative.  Intercepted communications from Scagnetti's offices--we monitor all of our board members' private messages to keep them from sharing confidential AcMo data--indicate that he is in moving his base of operations to an undisclosed location.  This by itself is not alarming.  However, I also learned that Scagnetti spent weeks in Europe and traveled without the documents AcMo Paper issued him.  This meant we were not alerted when he cleared customs, and we were unable to track his precise movements since official passports use a different form of radioactive dye.  I can't say for sure what he was doing out of the country, but the fact that he hid the trip from AcMo, and took great effort to avoid being tracked makes me suspect he is plotting something.

The one area in which we do not have a strong base is Europe.  When I start putting all of the clues together, I can't help but come to one conclusion:  OPR has turned my mole against me.  I need to find more information to be certain.  I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of our competitors have allied to fight against us.  My nightmare scenario would be a collaboration between Snob Duben, C. Scagnetti, and Omnicron Corp.  I do not believe AcMo can survive a combined effort involving parties that have working knowledge of AcMo's operations.

What is their objective?  Snob wants control of AcMo again, but he knows the company is worthless without me.  He isn't crazy enough to implode the organization out of spite.  He wasn't anyway.  Now it is difficult for me to say what he might do.  Omnicron Corp. has made it clear that they want to steal all of AcMo's tech, but I can't determine a viable motive for Scagnetti's actions.

Since daydreaming created the link which forced me to see the evidence, I thought doing it again would help form a solution.  I fell asleep instead.  This kit is going back tomorrow for further testing and development because it has to be defective.