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Friday, October 24, 2014

Circular Problems

Another day has concluded with another hundred problems. We ignore just about all of them so that we can focus on only the most important one or two.  I find that reduces stress levels.  What is the problem today, you ask?  First of all, thanks for asking. Chief among our current problems is a boost related side effect I had not anticipated. I'm suffering from adrenaline overload combined with extreme boost withdrawal. The label listed this as one of the potential side effects, but I felt good playing the odds. I suppose that is the same sentiment that tricks gamblers into chasing their losses down the hole. The difference is I know I can win it all back on my next hand. 

It's not that I'm fixated on this. I just need my boost meds. They are more effective as a stimulant than caffeine or AcMo GO!® juice.  I had forgotten this, so I didn't administer a dose of AcMo Sleep last night.  That was a big mistake.  I didn't sleep at all.  My synapses are still firing like a machine gun from the rush and the sound.  Oh, that glorious air-cooled sound mixed in with spooling turbos.  I need to hear it again and again and again.  The wail of an air-cooled twin turbocharged monster during full acceleration is illuminating.  You haven't lived well until you've experienced it for yourself.

Since I couldn't sleep, I decided to do some research on our VR initiative.  That research almost ruined me.  I loaded a simulation of me sleeping inside the headset because I thought it would help me fall asleep.  Instead it scrambled my brain and left me unable to concentrate on anything the entire day.  I will be recommending that the test team avoid doing that during our quality control period.  AcMo can't handle having anyone miss work since we are short staffed now.

Heading into the weekend I need to make a dedicated effort to stay away from all sources of boost so I can get my beauty sleep.  My appearance is my only tangible asset, so if I lose that, I lose my ability to close any deals for new revenue streams.  AcMo can't survive without new revenue streams.  The buzz from the boost is overwhelming, and talking about it makes me want to get back out there and experience it again.

There is a new plan forming within my head.  AcMo needs to recruit more twin turbo owners so we can get on track and test their vehicles.  I need to get away from here so I can clear my head of boost thoughts for a while.  Perhaps I can figure out how we're going to ride the VR wave to astounding success.

The solution has been right in front of me this entire time!  VR boost.  Virtual boost therapy will allow me to get boost therapy when I don't have access to turbos. If it works for me, it will work for anyone else suffering from boost withdrawal. I will have a killer product if I can crack the safety problem of wearing the headset while driving. That would allow a driver to wear the headset and experience boost in every car.

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