It is said
that our brains hold about seven parcels of information in working memory. Once the limit has been reached, something
must be pushed out to make room for the new information. Sometimes outgoing parcels are far more
important than incoming ones, but retrieving lost packages in the brain is
almost as tough as retrieving them from your favorite shipping company.
What if I
told you AcMo could increase brain parcel storage capacity from seven to 7000? Would that be something that might interest you?
Our proprietary RAM upgrade and minor
invasive surgery can transform you into a memory superstar. The upgrade enables full user control so you
can organize and catalog memories in any fashion you like and not have to worry
about retrieval difficulties. While AcMo
Medical awaits the impending FDA approval for this procedure, I'll let that
marinate in your brains for a bit. I
will at times push this thought so that it occupies all seven slots in your
working memory so you will never lose it until you opt for the upgrade.
My days are
filled with questions that I don’t believe are unique to my thought process. I am often asking myself the most efficient,
logical, and economical way to handle a given task or assignment. The work involved in finding solutions is
tiring, but it has to be done. When my
mind is off-leash and wandering like my neighbor’s cat who always end up in my
yard, I start to wonder about the underlying premise: the purpose of our
existence. Why are we here? I hope part of our purpose isn't to destroy
the planet we inhabit. Logic can be a
blessing and a detriment. Being too
logical can lead to uninspiring and wasted endeavors. However, abandoning logic all together can
lead to extreme misfortune.
Motor
racing may be an activity that exists somewhere between those two points in the
logic scale. It makes sense in a
hard-coded genetic level to some people, and it can accelerate the advancement
of new technologies whose benefits can reach far beyond the world of racing, but
sometimes the thinking needs to go away and you just need to do something
because you can and you want to do it.
That
internal struggle to find the “best” method to accomplish a task I mentioned
earlier rarely leads to extraordinary breakthroughs or exhilarating moments. The mundane parts of life only serve to make
the special parts even more special, but the mundane parts are not fun. It is rare to find a group of individuals so
united in their cause that they will abandon all logic to succeed, but it
happens. We try to surround ourselves
with that type of person at AcMo. That’s
how we are able to pivot our business plan so well.
The current
world of high-level professional racing includes several series that run based
on a fuel economy limit. I often wonder
if it is foolish to try to make racing appear green. At that point, you could be completely
environmentally friendly by not racing at all.
I know that’s blasphemy, but if you can’t go flat out while racing,
what’s the point?
I’m
reminded of Prodrive’s assault on Le Mans with the Ferrari 550 GTS
Maranello in the early 2000’s. I forgot
that the car couldn’t be referred to as a Ferrari because Ferrari wouldn’t
allow that. This was a ludicrous rogue effort
by Prodrive and a wealthy client who thought it would be neat to turn a soft
road car that was never intended to race into a champion. The factory believed there was no chance of
success, and I don’t think they could take the potential embarrassment from
watching its car get humiliated on track.
That might cause people to start asking what makes the cars so great and
expensive in the first place, and maybe start buying from rival manufacturers
instead. Ferrari would not provide any factory support for parts,
technical information, or personnel. It
turns out Prodrive was better off without any of those things.
Prodrive
had the right mentality to get the job done and had faith in themselves and
must have seen potential in the car. I
don’t know if they really believed the car could win, but it doesn’t matter
now. This was a time when you didn't
save anything for the next race, and there weren’t any limits on the amount of
fuel you could burn per hour. Everything
was poured into winning the race. The next race didn't matter until it was time
for the next race.
There were
plenty of vociferous doubters of the potential of the red car of Prodrive. That started to change when the true pace of
the car was revealed. This not suitable
for circuit racing, highly modified 550 GTS Maranello was fast! Pole position in class was the warning shot. There was actually some fight in this soft
car after all. This was going to be a
contest for top honors. Except it
wasn’t.
The legend
is that an engine problem was discovered early in the race. Repairs were either not possible or would
have taken too long to keep the car in contention for victory. The team could slow their pace and hope that
luck allowed them to finish well, withdraw the car, or (my favorite option) run
the car as hard as possible to show their true form. Once the car was unleashed, its top speed
rivaled the prototypes of the time, it was breathtaking to watch this
non-Ferrari Ferrari scorch the track. Maybe
they would defy the odds and hold together because neither the Corvettes or
Vipers were ever going to catch it, but most likely they would flame out in
spectacular fashion. Since racing isn’t
supposed to be about conservation of resources, they drove flat out until the
car remembered its Ferrari roots and caught on fire in the 13th
hour. Go big or go home indeed.
This would
have been one of the greatest tales of victory at Le Mans had the car survived,
but it was not to be. Not that year
anyway. 2003 was a different story
altogether. Prodrive was able to secure
class victory in 2003 by 10 laps over the Corvette. Not bad for a car lacking any factory support
and competing against the combined motorsport arsenals of GM and Dodge. After it was proven to be a race winner,
Ferrari tried to get into the game with the factory built 575 GTCs. The factory didn’t have as much success as
Prodrive. I wonder why.
I’ve heard
lots of stories about these cars, but I don’t know where the truth
resides. I’ve heard that the chassis was
derived from remnants of a terminated Lotus GT1 effort. I’ve never been able to uncover concrete
evidence to confirm or refute this. At
this point it doesn’t matter since it makes for a great story either way.
We hope to
follow in the footsteps of the legendary efforts of Prodrive at Le Mans with
our F-One entry. Heck, we may even try
to get an invite to Le Mans to see how our car does against the
prototypes. Wherever we race, we pledge
to run the Scuderia AcMo F-One cars as hard as we can without regard to fuel
limits or tire restrictions. We will use
every last bit of performance until we win or the cars burn to the ground. There will not be any tire saving slow laps
or fuel conservation strategies. Expect
to see a lot of failures, but we can promise the racing action will be
spectacular while it lasts. This is no
different than how we treat our client’s road cars. We will win races or blow up trying. There is no other way. It would be great to see a new GT competitor
show up at Le Mans and decimate the field.
I hear Ford may be joining the party in 2016…
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