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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Winter Blues


This isn’t a variation of Seasonal Affective Disorder or general cold weather malaise.  The brutal and unforgiving cold and the lack of non-iced tracks don’t even faze me.  This is something far worse.  It is analysis paralysis from trying to decide which prospective blue test vehicle AcMo should consider developing next in our platinum service tier program.  Platinum service provides unlimited track laps—until the vehicle breaks or we get tired, whichever comes first.  AcMo will also transport the vehicle to and from the track at no cost to the owner.  We may also detail it before returning it if we have the motivation.  Around the clock tech support is available along with satellite tracking.

All we need for the ultimate tier in AcMo automotive services to be a success is to find a willing client who also happens to have the selected vehicle in the correct color.  Here are the candidates for the top prize in no particular order:

Voodoo Blue

Elettrico Blue?

TdF Blue?

This vehicle is not yet available.

Also not yet available.




Satin Cerulean Blue
These aren’t even all of the blues swirling in my head, but I'm on the verge of a breakdown now so I can't risk posting more.  This is quite a conundrum, and one only a CEO with nerves of steel could resolve.  I’m not sure I’m that person…

OK, please pardon that brief foray into crazy land; I’ve regained most of my senses.  Of course I’m the person for the job!  This is what AcMo does.  It is quite dumb for me to agonize over choosing just one of these blue vehicles.  The AcMo way is to acquire clients who own all of these vehicles so that proper testing can be conducted without any regret over possibly choosing the wrong vehicle.  I feel better already.  I can’t wait to test out our new transmission knowledge at the track this season.  I see big things ahead for AcMo.







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