This isn’t
a variation of Seasonal Affective Disorder or general cold weather
malaise. The brutal and unforgiving cold
and the lack of non-iced tracks don’t even faze me. This is something far worse. It is analysis paralysis from trying to
decide which prospective blue test vehicle AcMo should consider developing next
in our platinum service tier program. Platinum
service provides unlimited track laps—until the vehicle breaks or we get tired,
whichever comes first. AcMo will also
transport the vehicle to and from the track at no cost to the owner. We may also detail it before returning it if
we have the motivation. Around the clock
tech support is available along with satellite tracking.
All we need
for the ultimate tier in AcMo automotive services to be a success is to find a
willing client who also happens to have the selected vehicle in the correct
color. Here are the candidates for the
top prize in no particular order:
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Voodoo Blue
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Elettrico Blue? |
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TdF Blue? |
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This vehicle is not yet available. |
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Also not yet available. |
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Satin Cerulean Blue |
These aren’t even all of the
blues swirling in my head, but I'm on the verge of a breakdown now so I can't risk posting more. This is quite a conundrum, and one only a CEO with nerves of steel
could resolve. I’m not sure I’m that
person…
OK, please pardon that brief
foray into crazy land; I’ve regained most of my senses. Of course I’m the person for the job! This is what AcMo does. It is quite dumb for me to agonize over
choosing just one of these blue vehicles.
The AcMo way is to acquire clients who own all of these vehicles so that
proper testing can be conducted without any regret over possibly choosing the
wrong vehicle. I feel better
already. I can’t wait to test out our
new transmission knowledge at the track this season. I see big things ahead for AcMo.
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