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Our car telemetry data was too much for this system to handle.  We bring the data.

The not yet operational AcMo Wonder School® has added a new graduate program so that we can offer an even more comprehensive educational experience.  We aim to become the alternative for Ivy League rejects.  We are creating an MD degree based on our research indicating there is a lack of supply of qualified graduates.  This program doesn’t create medical doctors because we are not accredited for that, but we are qualified to offer a master of disaster degree.  AcMo’s impressive track record allowed us to receive pre-approval to launch this exciting new program.  AcMo was the only organization that could handle this delicate program.

Now your success at incompetence and failure can become a positive attribute instead of an obstacle to sustained placement.  This program provides the same credibility of a professional graduate degree.  Unlock locked doors and break through the promotion blockade with authority.  Take control of your career and do maximum damage.

Any problem can be made worse given enough time. An astute time traveler would be well aware of the complexities introduced by attempting to revise history.  All systems that strive for foolproof status require fools to test them.  While there are always waiting lists of acceptable applicants, a reliable classification system to determine exactly what type of fool you were receiving hasn’t existed until now.  AcMo aims to eliminate the guesswork and provide a degree that screams, “I am a competent and qualified fool who is prepared to break your systems!”

AcMo offers several advanced level and one expert level class for the inaugural group of incoming students.  Professors who exude failure with every thought are hand selected to teach these classes.  We are proud to announce that Pastor Maldonado has agreed to provide his input for our expert level curriculum.

Advanced parking techniques include a bonus study focusing on poolside parking.  All of the masters of disaster courses are pass/fail with the exception of poolside parking which is pass/drown & fail.

Conscientous drivers help save space in the lot.

Note that the vehicle is flush to the curb so others can park in there as well.

My personal favorite course, and one I recommend to everyone who has even a passing interest in motorsport is the flying car lapping course.  We are working hard to sign Mark Webber as an advisor since he has flown more types of cars than any other professional driver.  We strive to teach our students the techniques required to launch a car and do impossible things while in the air.  Because this is a complex skill to master, each student must go through a rigorous approval process to gain admittance to the course.  The process also requires a complete medical checkup and extensive health and liability insurance coverage.

This can be corrected if he can just hit that replay button.    

+1000 style points for crossing the line upside down and in the air.

The courses offered will continue to adjust based on student feedback and advances in parking and car flying techniques.  Our staff follows the latest trends to keep our students at the forefront of disaster.  Check back on a regular basis if you don’t see a course that fits your particular skill.  We add or remove courses daily.  Oh, I almost forgot to add that every applicant must own at least one track capable vehicle that will be used for course work.