SaaS

AcMo can't rest on laurels because there’s so much stuff to do to prepare for armageddon the future.  The company is transitioning into an elevated state of operation.  Our newest and most exciting research project is going to revolutionize human existence.  We will soon be able to offer Stasis as a Service (SaaS).  Our goal is to provide fast, dependable, 100% recyclable, and safe stasis chambers to suit even the most stringent project requirements.  This service wouldn’t be possible without the testing time CKC involuntarily agreed to complete in our prototype and highly experimental stasis pod.

CKC’s experience has taught us that there is room for improvement in every facet of our operation.  We now know for sure what we shouldn’t be doing.  Our original pod became a set and forget configuration when we forgot he was in there.  That mistake was the catalyst for the development of technology to create intentional set and forget pods.  We have also learned to write the start date on the pod and on the forehead of the inhabitant before stasis so we have some idea of the duration of the term.  CKC’s sacrifices have forced us to create safer and improved designs.

Having the option of utilizing a stasis pod has created an entirely new meaning for time out periods as you can now store people in stasis who are in need of an extended time out.  Our proprietary system will maintain their life as if they were still conscious, so their facebook page will continue to be updated.  We are working on creating a neural connection to facilitate data entry to keep the pod residents brain updated on current events.

We wouldn't have begun testing with the pods if we didn't have complete faith in our science.  Many trusted AcMo employees and affiliates are secured in stasis now.  As an example, our testing has shown that carbonite freezing often causes lasting and unwanted side effects along with incredible grumpiness.

We use that special blue key to invoke clouds that we then connect to our servers to control the complex processing required to achieve functional on-demand stasis.  This is not for the DIY type of person because there are a lot of variables that can go wrong with this setup.  The cloud button doesn’t always bring nice, benign cumulus clouds into the computing environment.  We’ve found that accidental triple tapping can create vicious storm clouds that wreak havoc on our hydrophobic and lightning averse computers.  In short, don’t attempt to build your own cloud generation key at home.  Please leave that to the professionals at AcMo.

AcMo has been developing smaller and more efficient pods while monitoring the effect each change has on CKC’s core systems.  Nothing has affected him yet, as far as we can tell, but we can’t know for certain because he’s in stasis.  A few of the designs we’ve tested or studied for future testing are pictured below.

While each of the above designs has its own merits, we needed something more robust and more in line with our core competencies.  That’s when I realized we could combine our stasis research with our track testing to create the ultimate cost efficiency situation.

These Stasis pods are so cheap now that we would be foolish if we didn’t purchase a few for track testing.  We would have selected the spyder version, but we don’t like spiders, and the pod needs an airtight and UV protected environment to function.  That’s why we found the Stasis pod pictured below.

We’ve been developing engineering solutions to allow the pod to fit in the passenger seat so that we can finally have a passenger on track that won’t scream the entire time and tell us how to drive.  We’re AcMo.  We know how to drive fast.  We just don’t always drive inside the lines and in the proper direction, but we know how to do it.