Tricks of The Trade

Success to an outsider can look a lot like magic. It can appear spectacular, especially when you don't know how it was achieved. The reality is often a bit different than the fantastic facade. A quick glance behind the veil should be enough to plant a seed of doubt, but it is hard to convince someone to doubt entrenched beliefs. [SPOILER ALERT]Magic doesn't exist[/SPOILER ALERT]. Sorry kids, I couldn't keep quiet about this secret any longer. Denying that truth only delays real work. The illusion is most convincing when the combination of work, dedication, passion, an unwavering belief in your cause, and a whole lot of luck gel to make it all look easy and natural. The pieces very rarely fit together without a massive amount of coercion as far as AcMo is concerned. I've been told this is because I'm mixing puzzles, but I think it's because the pieces just need to learn their place. I'm happy to teach them. 

The most significant and difficult trick is to convince yourself that you enjoy the hard work and the resulting grind. Once you've tricked your own mind, others will follow. The above book has proven invaluable in our efforts to convince people to do things. A lot of the material is beyond our comprehension, but that hasn't stopped us from experimenting whenever possible. This is a double benefit because I do have to keep my robotic surgery skills sharp if I want to maintain my certification. 

This book has also been a tremendous gift in our pursuit of total domination. It has helped us hone our destabilization techniques that we employ against our competitors. We are so close to infiltrating every Fortune 1000 company that I can see the whites of their eyes. Once we have reached that summit, we can begin the deconstruction process from inside and use whatever we salvage to strengthen AcMo's foundation. 

No matter how it is dissected, true success can only be derived from within oneself and through hard work. Perhaps you are one of those people who was not wired for success from the factory. Do not fear being left behind because you are deficient. AcMo can add the necessary wiring for you. Hooking it into the rest of your central nervous system costs extra though. Remember that the next time you come to a rolling stop at a stop sign or light. You may have gotten away with it on every prior occasion, but now that I just mentioned it, you'll get caught the next time. Let me assure you that stop signs and lights do not enjoy being disrespected. Put in the extra effort to be successful. The results will be their own reward.