Gold Star Room

Myths survive because of a lack of verifiable data, and some people approach spouting off with extreme prejudice against facts as a professional sport.  I always thought that was a myth until I realized we had been harboring enough data to expose one of the longest circulating myths in our offices.  We didn’t know we had this data or we would have at least considered disseminating it to the public sooner.

Multiplying gold stars are no longer myths.  They became science fact when I took a wrong turn and ended up in an unfamiliar room inside HQ1.  I had trouble grasping the significance of my discovery for several minutes because I didn’t understand what I was seeing.  Once the gears in my brain accelerated to full speed, I was overwhelmed by the implications of my discovery.

This room is a small gold star breeding ground.  It could be the area the fridge stars have been using to teleport to and from Earth.  I have forwarded some of the stars to the research lab so we can learn how they work.  Gold star technology will be beneficial to AcMo's continued development of intergalactic transport solutions.

These damaged stars were separated from the chain and have lost some of their power.  They are still dangerous and should always be approached with extreme caution.

My primary concern is that these stars will get angry and come after us for experimenting on them.  Gold stars can be unpredictable and are easily excited when exposed to unfamiliar circumstances.  We have lost several key research projects as a result of exploding small gold stars.  I discovered enough gold stars in this room to bring down HQ1 and everything inside.

I just realized that we could combine the gold stars and use them for the hull of our ship.  That would provide us the ability to teleport our entire ship anywhere we wanted.  Or, if that didn’t work, we could create a defensive weapon that would allow us to shoot gold stars at our enemies and cause mass explosions and/or random teleportation events.  We might even be able to use them to build a space travel capable car.  At least we have several test vehicles available to experiment with until we perfect the technique.