Visualized

We’ve had to get creative while visualizing AcMo’s future roadmap.  It’s a good thing AcMo is all about creative thinking.  The advance planning committee met to figure out our next step.  That meeting was boring, but we did schedule another one to work on solutions for the future and how to improve meeting engagement.  Meetings help break up the monotony of the day and are a great way to procrastinate.

Brainstorming at AcMo has reached a plateau.  Plateaus are dangerous in business because they usually signify the end of innovation.  AcMo is committed to transitioning brainstorming to the next level.  I’m tired of sitting at the conference room table and bouncing ideas off each other as if we’re a bad jazz band.  Some of the worst product ideas we’ve ever created were the result of terrible brainstorming sessions.  It needs to stop, and I think I have found the solution.

It isn’t a secret that we’ve been working to harness the power of lightning for various purposes.  Right now we’re just waiting for the right moment.  Until then, I have created a new standard for brainstorming.  We are going to conduct all of our future sessions during severe thunderstorms with lightning rods attached to our heads.  I don’t think there is any better way to light up our neurons than a bolt of lightning straight to the dome.  The ideas will flow after that.

The work is theoretical at this point.  It appears we will be able to activate short distance burst communication through brain waves provided we get the lightning just right.

The test subjects tend to turn blue due to the intense heat created by the lightning bolts.  We’re working on creating a suit that will protect the subjects from third degree burns and heart stoppage.  Implanted automatic defibrillators should help with the heart problems.  We’re still hard at work trying to create a flame resistant alternative that can be swapped for human skin.

I’ll be amazed if we can stop the brains from turning into mush after a few seconds of close distance high intensity hands-free microwave communication.  We approach this problem just like any other and take it one step at a time.  I know we can fix this before we deplete our entire supply of test subjects.