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Friday, May 15, 2015

Power Up!

This is the best Friday AcMo has experienced in a long time.  The potential that has just been unlocked is so exciting that I can barely sit still in my chair to type this.  I tried one of those standing desks once.  It fell apart and dropped my monitor on my foot.  I was not impressed.  In fact, we should probably have a party or three because the news is that good.

GE has printed a working model of a GEnx jet engine.  These Engineers 3D Printed a Mini Jet Engine, Then Took it to 33,000 RPM.  I just became aware of this momentous event while doing research last night.  This means AcMo can advance the TT peregrine project to the next level.  This tiny jet engine will open a whole new world of opportunity for AcMo.

An average person would just swap out the turbos for these miniature jet engines and call the project complete.  AcMo is above average.  The only way forward is to 3D print turbos that will work with these engines so we can have the world’s first twin turbocharged and twin jet engine equipped peregrine falcon.  We just need to find our test falcon first.  I am confident that our completed project will allow Fred to challenge a certain infamous other falcon on the Kessel run for top time.  I happened upon some promising clues that will aid our search for our missing franchise player.  Looking back at the chain of events that have brought us here makes me believe that it was always our destiny.



This miracle creation was built using the direct metal laser melting process.  I have no idea what that means, but I love it for what it can do.  I’m not even concerned about the added mass of the engines when installed on Fred’s flight suit.  The thrust provided in addition to our turbochargers will far surpass any penalties that would normally exist from the increased weight.

The best part about this news is that the engine is on display somewhere in a GE building.  All AcMo has to do is replace that engine with a replica and then we will have the capability to reverse engineer it to produce our own catalog of bird friendly jet engines.

It appears that GE may be withholding information regarding the quantity and variety of 3D printed engines available for appropriation.



Once and if we solve the issues with the shrink/enlarging ray, we can upsize all of these engines for our space transport ship.  I can’t see any downside to this endeavor.  Thank you GE for being so innovative and providing AcMo with the keys needed to access the next level up on power.  We won’t forget your hard work and dedication when we are orbiting thousands of miles above the Earth trying to test fire our rail gun.

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