26 Letters Control the Future

Inspiration sometimes arrives concealed within an "ism":  skepticism, criticism, obstructionism, schism, dualism, and my personal favorite, destructionism.  OK, maybe I made up that last one, but AcMo's Wordsmith program isn't self-perpetuating yet, so it needs a little help.  I had an inspiring moment of clarity last night due to an email I received regarding AcMo's ambitious plan to seize all of the words.  To be clear, this email was filed under destructive obstructionism until I realized how helpful it was, then I re-filed it under criticism.

This person had several issues with the plan as presented, but focused most of his energy on trying to understand how word power alone could turn Honda's F1 lump of coal into something that resembled a functional, reliable, and powerful internal combustion engine.  This was a legitimate question, and because I had left out several operational details, I can see that some people would equate our genius with a magic trick.  Everything seems like magic to someone who doesn't understand the underlying physics.  All AcMo does is physics; it's in our name.  

I wouldn't do this otherwise, but someone once told me that enlightenment belongs to those who are willing to receive it.  Seriously, I don't know who told me that, which is why I had to write, "Someone".  It is my duty to share the profound breakthrough that occurred after thoroughly and completely answering the question posed in the email yesterday.  That response can't be shared here due to binding confidentiality agreements.  AcMo has intellectual property that must be protected at all costs.  This is one of the reasons I was reluctant to openly share operational and procedural details that would assist our competitors.  However, what makes AcMo special isn't the IP, but the people behind the creation of that IP and their experiences.  None of our competitors have that special group, so even if I share the recipe, it doesn't mean you can cook it like we can.  This realization opened a sharing path.

The answer is so simple that Honda's board will consider shutting down the entire company after they discover how fast the problem could have been rectified.  It was my maniacal approach to controlling all of the words that caused my subconscious to work out the solution.  

The plan is quite simple.  We are going to go from this:

It even looks sad

To that:

The substitution of "Honda" on the valve covers for "Mercedes AMG High Performance Powertrains" will transform Honda's lawn mower motor into a world and driver championship-winning engine.  This is the power of words used to their maximum potential.  The plan is going to happen before the end of this season, and the world will be in awe of our capabilities.  Forget that upcoming eclipse nonsense.  This is a true wonder of the known universe.  I will give you a few moments to digest the genius of this plan.  You may never see something this audacious again.

I'm moving ahead since I have already digested the plan.  I have stuff to do, and I can't wait around for the slow ones all day.  It was during the explanation phase of my multi-page email to my thoughtful interrogator that I realized it wasn't enough to control words.  That type of control could only be exercised upon words that already existed when I seized control.  But, when our wordsmith program starts generating new words, we may not be able to control them all.  Of course it's obvious now that my plan was flawed.  I was looking at the macro picture and failed to also focus on the micro picture.  If AcMo controls the alphabet, and by control I mean that if it becomes within our legal rights to permit or deny the use of individual letters on a case-by-case basis, then we could control any new words created by babies around the world, and AcMo's wordsmiths.  Letter control is even more powerful than word control.  A monopoly on letters would change the word order.  I will have the power to even change the letter order if I so desire.

These will all belong to AcMo soon!

You skeptics out there are probably saying to yourselves, "This guy is clueless.  I'll just switch to Emoji speak and there's nothing he can do about it."  😂✋👎😷💤💣💀👻😎Nice attempt, but it will take anyone generations to create a sensible language from Emojis.  By that point I will have removed key letters in Emoji coding to render them null.  

Game, set, match:  AcMo.  Where's my trophy?  There it is  🏆.  Thank you.

This is the LAST time I'm going to discuss the engine swap until it has been completed.  I don't want anything to go wrong with this maneuver.  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EMAIL AcMo seeking further explanations.  Thank you for your understanding and patience.