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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Building a Better Human

I don't like the picture these new puzzle pieces are forming.  The human race will be responsible for causing the eradication of the human race if an intervention doesn't happen soon.  This is why AcMo likes to focus on cars.  Cars will never become autonomous enough to run us over because they don't need us any longer or don't like the cut of our jibs.  We have people on staff who have been run over by a regular car--actually it was a pickup truck--and the experience is not pleasurable according to the victim's report.  That was a pickup with a regular human driver.  The unemotional chips inside a future car won't have any problem running down humans just because it can.

People don't realize how dangerous the world will become when some of the non-automotive advances being discussed today become commonplace.  The alarm has been ringing for so long that everyone ignores it just like the neighbor's dog that barks for two hours every single night starting at 20:00.  This is what happens in the car park when someone breaks into your car and the alarm activates.  No one even bothers to look in the direction of the car because it happens all of the time.  That is probably what you say to yourself when you hear it, but then find out your car is the one missing from the lot, and no one did anything to help.  The least a witness could do is film the theft on a cell phone and post it to social media, but even that is too much effort for a silly car alarm.

I am going to make sure people start listening to the alarm now and take action before it is too late.  We often remind each other at AcMo to armor up before heading into the field for testing.  This is important because we crash a lot and stuff tends to blow up on us for no good reason.  Our armor could use an upgrade, and I found the place to get it today.


Project Invincible was created by McLaren Applied Technologies for a mysterious Client X.  I bet this client wanted to remain anonymous, but that is super difficult to do when you have products specifically created for your body and then publicize these products in the media.  My educated guess is that Project Invincible was commissioned by Mansour Ojjeh for his personal use since he had a double lung transplant in 2013, and that is the exact type of procedure that would weaken a person's chest.  Maybe its just a coincidence and there's another billionaire out there with an ownership stake in all of McLaren's businesses who needs a bullet resistant--there's no such thing as bulletproof--chest plate to help him feel safe while performing his daily activities.


Project invincible sounds neat, and I would be thrilled about its existence any other day if taken in isolation.  However, today I came across another news story that changed everything:  3D 'muscle' lifts 1000 times own weight.  The T-800 pictured in the article was not an accident.  Too many clues are pointing at the same inevitable outcome.

This is how robotic armageddon begins.  First, an ordinary billionaire will equip bullet resistant armor and then add 3D extra strength muscles to begin the transformation into a superhero.  Next comes the jet pack to form a real Iron Man type suit.  You think I'm kidding, but I never joke when it comes to hastening progress toward robots decimating humanity, and that's exactly where these shenanigans are heading.






In less than one week, McLaren Applied Technologies can design an entire suit for Client Ojjeh, sorry, I mean, Client X.  All of the necessary data has already been acquired, and once McLaren create their own propulsion units, I guarantee there will be sightings of a flying man in the skies around Woking.

All it takes is for one genius to realize that a computer inside of a robot would be able to process the calculations for proper combat flight far better than any human could.  That realization will be the catalyst for building a demo version just to see how it might work.  That small, almost invisible error in a single line of code that causes the robot to become self-aware will result in the determination that human life is expendable.  The people who haven't prepared for this will be finished.  AcMo will be fine because we're building robot defense systems in preparation of the day the robots come for us.  The 3D extra strong muscles will help us thrive in a post-human world controlled by robots. 

AcMo is moving at full speed to develop our own Iron Man suit to be used by our beta tester.  He will become our best defense against the robot attack if it comes to that.  Our suit will work as a deterrent to war because it will have a weapon that no one else has:  a functioning railgun.  We're so close to making this happen that I'm almost happy the robots will be coming for us soon.  They won't even know what hit them when the railgun shell punches a hole in their chests.  I just hope that will be enough to deter their uprising because it will be years before we're able to develop several multi-shot personal railgun Iron Man attachments.  Those are years we may not have.

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