I know what you're thinking: none of those cars--except for the 911--raced at Le Mans in 2014, or ever. Those are details, and details cannot ever be allowed to get in the way of a good story. The world would be a miserable place if details were in control. All of the fun would vanish. That's what happens in most traditional workplaces: the details take charge and shut down the parties, paintball wars, parking lot races, and sky diving simulations from the roof top. So what if some of that stuff was extremely dangerous? You can't truly feel alive without a little bit of danger.
Once FFCP finishes their off Broadway performances they are scheduled to follow me everywhere I go while performing my theme song. Any self-respecting leader has a theme song. It's in the handbook. My theme song is the sound of an unmuffled and unrestricted F50 GT tangling with a Pagani Zonda R and a McLaren F1 GTR--also unrestricted, of course. Those of you who don't know, those three cars embody the sound of the gods having...fun! Either I've gone mad, or I have too much time on my hands. There's a high likelihood of both. But that doesn't make me wrong about engine aural nirvana.
Free Flow Creative Partners was inspired by the power and majesty of a flowing river. Some currents hide deep under the surface, but they are far stronger than they appear. Just like logs in the river sometimes collide, the FFCP members also collided while performing an extreme brainstorming stream of consciousness session. It is so important to wear a helmet whenever you are on the move because you never know when someone is likely to collide with you and jar your brain. I wear my helmet all day now. You don't have to concuss me twice for me to understand. Water seems so innocuous until you are caught in a rip tide, or spy a shark in the vicinity. We can't survive without water, and unfortunately, water sometimes uses that dependence against us and takes us under.
Flowing rivers are nature's actual streams of consciousness. That term was first created when William James was white water rafting and realized his mind was flowing as freely as the water. The Free Flow Creative Partners work in the same manner, so it is always hard to predict where their creativity will take them. Like the flowing river, they are a powerful force that can change the shape of the landscape by applying immense amounts of pressure and current, sometimes electrical.
The RITE Project New York, NY (East River - East Channel) FERC No. P-12611
This article is impressive in its ability to obfuscate the truth. AcMo is here to keep it real though. What you see pictured above was not a wind turbine being installed in the East River. No, that is a personal stand-up submarine designed to hunt and destroy aquatic invaders. The keel is designed to house the driver while the co-captain must be positioned in a supine position in the top area. It is unfortunate for the co-captain that these subs do not have adequate space for torpedoes, so when a target is acquired the co-captain is fired out of the sub like a torpedo. These subs are designed to the exact specifications of the driver and co-captain. Any error in measurement can cause catastrophic damage to the driver when the co-captain is launched from the sub. I know because we've built and lost several of these subs in the East River when our firing solution was incorrect.
What do these subs have to do with FFCP and their collaboration with AcMo? A lot more than you think. It was FFCP's idea to build the subs and deploy them around NYC in the first place. They may or may not generate power for the grid, but I can assure you they are excellent defensive tools. Plus, the subs keep employee morale up whenever a disliked co-captain is fired at a target.
FFCP gave us the idea after one of their trademark storming sessions. To watch them work is entertaining. They will start at the top of a ski jump and continue to create new ideas until they've fallen in the landing area. They have explained to me on more than one occasion that the intense adrenaline rush from doing something you are not qualified to do and that might end with a trip to the emergency room--because urgent care facilities have weird hours--provides a mental stimulation that is hard to access any other way.
This is why I have been engaging in high risk, low reward activities for years. It wasn't until after I had met the FFCP that I learned what I was actually doing. AcMo has plans to expand FFCP's influence throughout the organization, and I have one big project that they are assisting us on starting tomorrow.
AcMo is going to learn the truth behind ACME and their relationship to Wile E. Coyote. We will not rest until we know how a coyote came to understand the mail order process and high level trap engineering and construction. Once we've answered those questions we will divert all known rivers to our location and have an unlimited source for our streams of consciousness. AcMo's future keeps getting brighter.
When you hear the sound of three extraordinary V12 supercars rumbling down the highway, know that it's probably just me in the Probation Box with FFCP performing my theme song in the follow vehicle. We create ideas through motion on land, in the water, and in the air. We are a legitimate idea firm with added strength from our union with FFCP.
Free Flow Creative Partners was inspired by the power and majesty of a flowing river. Some currents hide deep under the surface, but they are far stronger than they appear. Just like logs in the river sometimes collide, the FFCP members also collided while performing an extreme brainstorming stream of consciousness session. It is so important to wear a helmet whenever you are on the move because you never know when someone is likely to collide with you and jar your brain. I wear my helmet all day now. You don't have to concuss me twice for me to understand. Water seems so innocuous until you are caught in a rip tide, or spy a shark in the vicinity. We can't survive without water, and unfortunately, water sometimes uses that dependence against us and takes us under.
Flowing rivers are nature's actual streams of consciousness. That term was first created when William James was white water rafting and realized his mind was flowing as freely as the water. The Free Flow Creative Partners work in the same manner, so it is always hard to predict where their creativity will take them. Like the flowing river, they are a powerful force that can change the shape of the landscape by applying immense amounts of pressure and current, sometimes electrical.
The RITE Project New York, NY (East River - East Channel) FERC No. P-12611
This article is impressive in its ability to obfuscate the truth. AcMo is here to keep it real though. What you see pictured above was not a wind turbine being installed in the East River. No, that is a personal stand-up submarine designed to hunt and destroy aquatic invaders. The keel is designed to house the driver while the co-captain must be positioned in a supine position in the top area. It is unfortunate for the co-captain that these subs do not have adequate space for torpedoes, so when a target is acquired the co-captain is fired out of the sub like a torpedo. These subs are designed to the exact specifications of the driver and co-captain. Any error in measurement can cause catastrophic damage to the driver when the co-captain is launched from the sub. I know because we've built and lost several of these subs in the East River when our firing solution was incorrect.
What do these subs have to do with FFCP and their collaboration with AcMo? A lot more than you think. It was FFCP's idea to build the subs and deploy them around NYC in the first place. They may or may not generate power for the grid, but I can assure you they are excellent defensive tools. Plus, the subs keep employee morale up whenever a disliked co-captain is fired at a target.
FFCP gave us the idea after one of their trademark storming sessions. To watch them work is entertaining. They will start at the top of a ski jump and continue to create new ideas until they've fallen in the landing area. They have explained to me on more than one occasion that the intense adrenaline rush from doing something you are not qualified to do and that might end with a trip to the emergency room--because urgent care facilities have weird hours--provides a mental stimulation that is hard to access any other way.
This is why I have been engaging in high risk, low reward activities for years. It wasn't until after I had met the FFCP that I learned what I was actually doing. AcMo has plans to expand FFCP's influence throughout the organization, and I have one big project that they are assisting us on starting tomorrow.
AcMo is going to learn the truth behind ACME and their relationship to Wile E. Coyote. We will not rest until we know how a coyote came to understand the mail order process and high level trap engineering and construction. Once we've answered those questions we will divert all known rivers to our location and have an unlimited source for our streams of consciousness. AcMo's future keeps getting brighter.
When you hear the sound of three extraordinary V12 supercars rumbling down the highway, know that it's probably just me in the Probation Box with FFCP performing my theme song in the follow vehicle. We create ideas through motion on land, in the water, and in the air. We are a legitimate idea firm with added strength from our union with FFCP.
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