AcMo has been running on emergency power since the last post. A massive problem arose that required all of my processing capabilities. This all started a few days ago when Scagnetti told me something so profound that my brain started leaking. I'm still working out how to turn the wisdom he shared into an infinite revenue stream. More on that when I have a solution. Perhaps it is different for you, but ideas drop out of my head like a waterfall whenever my brain is leaking. I can't control the flow or direction. I came up with 6 unique lawn care products while I was composing the previous sentence. I don't even like lawns.
The most immediate issue is related to our newest and most promising project. Our version of McLaren Applied Technologies' Project Invincible needs a new name. I've spent the last several days trying to understand what that name is. I've done nothing else during that period. The messages have been accumulating, and my energy reserves are depleted, but I can't move forward until AcMo's marketing department is satisfied.
Invincible Flying Armor is not the name, but that's what the product is. We have to be extremely circumspect with distribution because it can cause AcMo a lot of problems if it gets into the wrong hands. This is why we have suspended the employee discount program. I know there are a few people at WAcMo HQ who would like to use the invincible flying armor in a manner that would be detrimental to AcMo's continued operations.
The good news is that we are working hard to create invincible flying armor for personal use and peacekeeping operations worldwide. These suits will only be legal to sell in specific territories with the optional railguns* (some assembly required, ammo not included) sold separately. It is the purchaser's responsibility to confirm that the suit and optional railgun (some assembly required, ammo sold separately) are legal in their jurisdiction before taking delivery. If it is determined that a shipped suit is in fact not legal, AcMo's best advise is to assemble the railgun as fast as possible and activate the suit because you will need persuasive leverage when conversing with the local authorities.
AcMo is accelerating momentum, so of course we already have a plan to create an evolutionary model to maintain our competitive advantage in personal peacekeeping armaments, and we are pleased to announce that development of our incredible invincible invisible flying armor (name still to be determined) with optional railgun has started. As always, there is some bad news to go along with this announcement. The invincible invisible flying armor with optional railgun is only designed to fit me. No one else can be trusted with that kind of power. This is the same rationale that explains why the United States can have nuclear weapon stockpiles, but other countries can't.
I have made several serendipitous discoveries during the past week that are helping to keep this project moving forward. These pieces keep falling into place like a slow moving autonomous jigsaw puzzle. The signs all indicate AcMo needs to create those puzzles when we have a few free minutes to waste. A few of the pieces will be discussed at a later date because I only have so much time and space in each post. I know I could use a wormhole to fix that problem, but the one in the dishwasher continues to grow unabated, and I no longer have any dishes, so I'm going to resist the urge to create another one right now.
$2 million competition aims to make jetpacks a reality by 2019
It is unfair for AcMo to enter this competition, but we're going to anyway. The prize money will compensate us for the work we had been funding ourselves. That's a great way to further our development. With McLaren Applied Technologies (MAT) doing all of the hard work, we shouldn't have any trouble winning. However, our goal is not to have a 20 mile range, but to create an unlimited power source that uses a hybrid kinetic charger and small cold fusion reactor. I know MAT can handle the armor stuff, that leaves AcMo to deliver on the power source and to create a pipeline to siphon MAT's data and production facilities for our project. An unlimited power source could mean that we will have suits flying almost non-stop reconnaissance missions except for food and bathroom breaks for the operators. That observation frequency will change how the world conducts itself because we will always be watching and ready to fire from above. I think this will solve all of our traffic problems in a couple of weeks.
The other piece joining us came from an unlikely source, but nature has a way of being involved in everything. We will be able to upgrade the stealth aspect of our flying armor by kidnapping a bunch of owls: A Beautiful Wing Design Solution Inspired By Owl Feathers. This wing design innovation will help us evolve our project to the point that we will be able to create our very own fleet of silent flying armored ninjas. The negotiating power of that fleet is going to be incredible. I briefly thought about creating suits for the owls, but I don't want to get involved in additional bird projects since things went wrong with our twin turbocharged peregrine falcon.
A lot of people have been asking for more details about our optional portable railgun (some assembly required, ammo sold separately) and whether or not it exists. We are smart enough to acknowledge that the quickest path to greatness is to copy the work of greater minds. That's how AcMo has made it this far despite the odds against us.
There are others out there who are trying to make portable railguns a reality: 3D printing used to make first real handheld railgun, which fires plasma projectiles at 560 mph. The problem with that railgun is the projectile speed is 1500 mph slower than the minimum speed required before it could be branded an AcMo product. Still, we might go looking for that guy to see if he needs some help. The design of his railgun does leave a lot of room for improvement.
Our railgun is based on the one used by former Navy SEAL (not confirmed), Fortune (pictured below). There are a number of reasons to select this design, but the primary one is that our suits will not need the sling to secure the railgun to the suit. That will save us at least a couple of ounces, and when you're flying, every ounce counts.
The only problem with this part of the plan is that I'm not 100% certain that Fortune is real and that she actually has a functioning railgun. I've seen a lot of videos that claim to depict her using the railgun in combat, but the pixels are fuzzy, so I'm not sure if the video has been manipulated by someone trying to fool the general public. I am tirelessly scouring the globe for her railgun so I can take measurements and understand the physics of a peacekeeper that powerful that can be hand operated. Because our suits enhance human strength 3000x, I'm not at all worried about recoil issues.
Some people who lack common sense might be laughing at AcMo right now, but I promise you they will stop the moment we start doing routine peacekeeping flyovers with our railgun (some assembly required, ammo sold separately—WAcMo disclaimer) equipped flying invincible armor suits.
All the laughing will stop then.
*The WAcMo COO immediately contacted me to get on the pre-order list for the railgun that came with ammo because I didn't add the disclaimer ONE time. I put him on the list for a suit because it is the only way to purchase the optional railgun, but we DO NOT assemble the gun or supply the ammo. I can't stress this enough both for AcMo's protection against frivolous consumer lawsuits, and because I do not need the ATF and the FBI pestering me again about unauthorized cross border arms shipments. That was a simple clerical error that we resolved after several years of constant communication. Those acronym agency desk agents are persistent.
AcMo is accelerating momentum, so of course we already have a plan to create an evolutionary model to maintain our competitive advantage in personal peacekeeping armaments, and we are pleased to announce that development of our incredible invincible invisible flying armor (name still to be determined) with optional railgun has started. As always, there is some bad news to go along with this announcement. The invincible invisible flying armor with optional railgun is only designed to fit me. No one else can be trusted with that kind of power. This is the same rationale that explains why the United States can have nuclear weapon stockpiles, but other countries can't.
I have made several serendipitous discoveries during the past week that are helping to keep this project moving forward. These pieces keep falling into place like a slow moving autonomous jigsaw puzzle. The signs all indicate AcMo needs to create those puzzles when we have a few free minutes to waste. A few of the pieces will be discussed at a later date because I only have so much time and space in each post. I know I could use a wormhole to fix that problem, but the one in the dishwasher continues to grow unabated, and I no longer have any dishes, so I'm going to resist the urge to create another one right now.
$2 million competition aims to make jetpacks a reality by 2019
It is unfair for AcMo to enter this competition, but we're going to anyway. The prize money will compensate us for the work we had been funding ourselves. That's a great way to further our development. With McLaren Applied Technologies (MAT) doing all of the hard work, we shouldn't have any trouble winning. However, our goal is not to have a 20 mile range, but to create an unlimited power source that uses a hybrid kinetic charger and small cold fusion reactor. I know MAT can handle the armor stuff, that leaves AcMo to deliver on the power source and to create a pipeline to siphon MAT's data and production facilities for our project. An unlimited power source could mean that we will have suits flying almost non-stop reconnaissance missions except for food and bathroom breaks for the operators. That observation frequency will change how the world conducts itself because we will always be watching and ready to fire from above. I think this will solve all of our traffic problems in a couple of weeks.
The other piece joining us came from an unlikely source, but nature has a way of being involved in everything. We will be able to upgrade the stealth aspect of our flying armor by kidnapping a bunch of owls: A Beautiful Wing Design Solution Inspired By Owl Feathers. This wing design innovation will help us evolve our project to the point that we will be able to create our very own fleet of silent flying armored ninjas. The negotiating power of that fleet is going to be incredible. I briefly thought about creating suits for the owls, but I don't want to get involved in additional bird projects since things went wrong with our twin turbocharged peregrine falcon.
A lot of people have been asking for more details about our optional portable railgun (some assembly required, ammo sold separately) and whether or not it exists. We are smart enough to acknowledge that the quickest path to greatness is to copy the work of greater minds. That's how AcMo has made it this far despite the odds against us.
There are others out there who are trying to make portable railguns a reality: 3D printing used to make first real handheld railgun, which fires plasma projectiles at 560 mph. The problem with that railgun is the projectile speed is 1500 mph slower than the minimum speed required before it could be branded an AcMo product. Still, we might go looking for that guy to see if he needs some help. The design of his railgun does leave a lot of room for improvement.
Our railgun is based on the one used by former Navy SEAL (not confirmed), Fortune (pictured below). There are a number of reasons to select this design, but the primary one is that our suits will not need the sling to secure the railgun to the suit. That will save us at least a couple of ounces, and when you're flying, every ounce counts.
The only problem with this part of the plan is that I'm not 100% certain that Fortune is real and that she actually has a functioning railgun. I've seen a lot of videos that claim to depict her using the railgun in combat, but the pixels are fuzzy, so I'm not sure if the video has been manipulated by someone trying to fool the general public. I am tirelessly scouring the globe for her railgun so I can take measurements and understand the physics of a peacekeeper that powerful that can be hand operated. Because our suits enhance human strength 3000x, I'm not at all worried about recoil issues.
Some people who lack common sense might be laughing at AcMo right now, but I promise you they will stop the moment we start doing routine peacekeeping flyovers with our railgun (some assembly required, ammo sold separately—WAcMo disclaimer) equipped flying invincible armor suits.
All the laughing will stop then.
*The WAcMo COO immediately contacted me to get on the pre-order list for the railgun that came with ammo because I didn't add the disclaimer ONE time. I put him on the list for a suit because it is the only way to purchase the optional railgun, but we DO NOT assemble the gun or supply the ammo. I can't stress this enough both for AcMo's protection against frivolous consumer lawsuits, and because I do not need the ATF and the FBI pestering me again about unauthorized cross border arms shipments. That was a simple clerical error that we resolved after several years of constant communication. Those acronym agency desk agents are persistent.
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