Instant Sleep

My failed attempts to fulfill my dream of becoming a functional morning person floundered in part because of an inability to go to sleep at a reasonable hour.  Consistent sleep start and end times are supposed to be important in creating a healthy sleep regimen.  I’ve never been able to do get the start time right.  Since I have been waking up at random early hours regardless of the time I shut down for the evening, I decided to regulate my shut down time.  I vowed to make it stick as well.  The theory was that a regular schedule on at least one end of the sleep cycle was better than nothing at all.

I discovered a reliable and repeatable method to deliver the same shut down time each night.  All it required was a proprietary combination of chemicals mixed with a soothing mint flavor (to balance the noxious fumes from the chemicals) infused into a product that resembled a sanitary wipe.  Thus AcMoForm® Sleep Aid was born.  One breathing application at the designated sleep time results in instant and deep sleep.  It can be difficult to wake in the morning based on dosage strength, but I had finally found a guaranteed method to put me to sleep on time.

The AcMoForm® sleep aid proved to be non-habit forming, and the neurological effects from prolonged use are negligible.  I realized AcMo had created an internal product that had an untapped revenue stream available.  A traditional business would have rushed the product to market, but if you’ve been paying any attention at all, you would know by now that AcMo is not traditional.  We went back to the lab to create an even more potent Gen 2.  The best news is that we have managed to get it mostly production stable in time for this holiday season.

Sometimes kids behave like cats near water when naptime or their scheduled bedtime arrives.  One can only consider it a blessing that most kids don’t have claws.  Missing appointed sleep times isn’t good for the kids and it can leave lasting emotional damage on the fatigued party or parties responsible for the care of the children.  Frequent disturbances during the evening sleep cycle can also create shockwaves that reverberate throughout the day.  The problem can impact a person’s critical thinking and can lead to impaired judgment and reactions.  This is how we ended up where we are.  We've seen far too many parents struggle with this situation to sit back and not do anything about it.  I knew it was time to act since there will always be unruly children and incompetent parents.

We developed the ultimate naptime system to guarantee reliable and on time naps and bedtimes with our 2^nd generation AcMoForm®.  The duration is adjusted by varying the dosage based on the guide provided in the packaging.  AcMoForm® ends any debate about the actual time to sleep.  The best part is that it works just as well on adults as it does children.  Gently apply an AcMoForm® wipe when your spouse, child, or significant other won’t go to sleep, and enjoy immediate and uninterrupted slumber.

This revolutionary product is not a cure for snoring.  We are developing a separate line of products to alleviate that dangerous issue, but as always, testing has revealed complications.  Once we can solve the most pressing of those, which is the overwhelming likelihood that the test subject will cease breathing while using our solution, we hope to be able to announce that the product has been approved for sale.  Until then, wake up the snoring person and then use our AcMoForm® products to put them right back to sleep.  Alternatively, hit yourself with a dose of AcMoForm® and sleep through the snoring disturbance.

It is advisable to create a failsafe operating mode in case of emergency because most AcMoForm® test subjects did not wake up until after being subjected to a minimum of six minutes of soothing noise from a 140 dB siren.  That type of alarm is not feasible for most people, so an alternative needs to be put in place ahead of time.  AcMo is willing and able to consult and even create such a plan for an extra subscription fee.  Consider it a turbocharged wakeup call.

In the meantime, take back your sleep patterns with the help of this revolutionary product from AcMo labs.  It is also a great product to use when you’d like to take a quick nap before your lunch break, or during boring meetings—I use it for that often—or when stuck in traffic during your commute.  Please make sure to enable autopilot before napping while driving though.  Contact us if you would like autopilot installed on your vehicle.  We work with any year and type of vehicle as long as it is track worthy, for testing purposes, of course.  We would need the vehicle for a minimum of three months during the track season to properly calibrate the autopilot.