New Product Dream

I once had a dream that involved an idea for a new AcMo product line.  That isn't unusual since most of AcMo's products are developed while I'm asleep.  This particular dream was different from the others because it sort of made sense while it was happening.  The dream featured an energy absorption device that builds a virtual cannon as it receives energy.  Once the energy store is full, the cannon returns the accumulated energy to its source while keeping enough of a reserve for additional immediate shots.  The cannon will be of great use to us during impromptu space combat.

The idea came to me while I was having a dream starring Cyclops from the X-men who was attacked during a training session.  Cyclops had a device attached to his arms that self-assembled when energy was added to it.  In this instance the energy originated from enemy fire, but it could be from any source.  I didn't get the full design spec because I was awakened before I could see the schematics.

This may look like a vacuum cleaner, but I assure you it is. Charles is a remarkable asset to the AcMo team.  His affable demeanor and willingness to assist with even the toughest cleaning jobs has made him an indispensable employee.  I've discovered a secret that the cleaning industry doesn't want to become public knowledge. After removing the filter and adjusting a couple of wires to amplify the current, we have successfully transformed the cleaner into an energy absorption advice.  This is not the device I saw in my dream because I could not get the plans from my subconscious.  That doesn't even matter because this solution can be built with available parts and has a limited 5-year warranty.

The calculations to determine how much energy can be harnessed are quite complicated. To be honest, I don't understand the math involved. I think if I'm reading it right, we have discovered an infinite storage capacitor.

There are times when math alone isn't the key to solving important problems.  AcMo has researched the ultimate problem solver and of course we found it after a few minutes.  Research has indicated that nothing solves a disagreement faster or more decisively than a well-aimed laser blast.  This is a fact.  Once we determined the effectiveness of lasers, we had to create an action plan that would culminate with the acquisition of as many laser cannons as possible.

We ordered a couple dozen of these to light the perimeter of our bases. I am hopeful our modifications to Charles will provide enough power to fire all of the cannons simultaneously. Of course we have a backup plan if Charles isn't up to the task that enables us to reroute power from other recipients so that we can direct it into our base on a covert basis.

Power is useless without the means to harness, control, and aim it when required.  This is why we have spent so much time perfecting our targeting system.  The targeting system wouldn’t be useful without a steady stream of energy to power the laser cannons.

These two modifications will put us exactly where we need to be in regards to our power supply requirements if our experiment with the super vacuum cleaner fails.  I am not anticipating a failure in our plan as I understand it from the lab techs’ explanation to me.  We should have our laser cannon perimeter lighting system operational within a few days.  I can't wait to try it.