Behold the Revolution!

Nightmare Week turned into Nightmare Month. The disturbing dreams I've been having prevented me from achieving my required nightly beauty sleep and reduced my already limited productivity to levels I thought were unreachable.  I have helpful nightmares when I'm not dreaming about unkillable poisonous spiders running across my bed trying to bite me.  My subconscious and osmotic Navy SEAL training produced an actionable plan to complete a high risk operation to save the world.  The plan is almost even reasonable.  My subconscious rocks.  I'm always telling myself that.  The whole situation was serendipitous because AcMo has a new operative embedded in Russia and that’s where we need to be to complete our objective.

RUSSIA surprises UNITED STATES with military ROBOT ⚠️

The key takeaways from this video are that the robot probably isn't yet aiming at humans with that gigantic handgun, and Russia has developed a robot that can drive a Jeep without adult supervision! While I was driving military re-supply runs as a toddler, it is still impressive that Russian robots are finally driving.  I can't wait to get a look at the dash cam footage from that robot's drives.  I suspect it knows how to take road rage to a new level.  I hadn't thought about this when I first saw the video, but I suspect it can help with our trafficide program as well.

My acquisition plan is brilliant because it is so simple.  I may have to wait until next year to get it but that gives the Russians more time to develop the technology.  I am going to infiltrate the facility and commandeer the robot by enticing it away with promises of operational autonomy and all the Jeeps it wants.  I don't yet know its strength and attack parameters so I think it is advisable to keep the relationship amicable for as long as possible.

Once I have the robot outside the facility I will dress it to resemble a person wearing a Cylon costume.  That is next level hiding in plain sight.  This will allow us to breeze through customs and return to AcMo HQ so we can get to work.  I may have to wait until next Halloween or Comic con to do this right.  My goal is to introduce the robot to faster and more exciting vehicles to see how well it can drive.  Once we are certain it can do the job, we will contract it out as a wheelman for high end heists.  This will allow the robot to learn valuable evasion skills and help it fund its own future development.

Phases two and three of our robot development plan involve ambitious extensions of existing projects

FASTEST RC TURBINE MODEL JET IN ACTION 700KMH 435MPH FUN FLIGHT WORLD RECORD TRAINING PART 1

Phase 2 entails attaching at least 4 of these RC turbine jet engines and some retractable wings to our new robot.  If it can drive Jeeps, it can probably learn to fly itself without too much trouble.  I will of course streamline the startup procedure so it can be accomplished in seconds instead of minutes like in the video, and my engineers will teach the robot to start and control its own jet engines.  Once we have a proven flight program it may become the solution to all of our personnel problems.

I am not ready to discuss Phase 3 of the project at this time.  I shouldn't have mentioned that phase 3 might be part of the project's timeline, but I can't help myself.  I'm so excited to be at the forefront of mashing disparate technologies to create synergistic masterpieces that I just have to talk about it.  I will hold the details for now, but I will say that it is a big step forward for flight without a plane.  These AcMo advances may eliminate the need for aircraft in the future and would make our trafficide cleanup program a lot easier.  I'm excited for the future again and it is because of a Russian Jeep driving robot.

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